May 1, 1998

1001 Ways to Torture a Cat

Ways to Torture a Catby Ares

Many a time have I wanted to beat the shit out of that furry little bastard that always seems to piss me off. Either by taking a nice warm shit on my brand new carpet, or decided to use me as a clawing device.

In this small file, i'd like to suggest ways to hurt or piss of the little shithead that you can't get rid of, usually cuz you're mom thinks it's the nicest fucker alive.

1 -- Kick it Around, you know, when the fucker get's in your way, whether it be when you're taking a shit and it comes in and watches, or when you're sleeping and it sits on your face. Just put a little force into it and BLAM! The fucker goes flying. It's especially nice to watch a cat go flying on a wood floor, with all four spread, doing 360's and crying like a Mexican without his burrito. Kicking him from under (like under the stomach) let's loose a flying cat, spinning and twirling in the air.

2 -- Tail tricks....This is the fun part...Seeing the cat can't really get to it's tail, you can do shit with it and the cat it defenseless. Try tying the cat's tail to his front paw, cuz everyone time it walks, it's tail get's pulled, looks like some diseased person trying to walk. Or even better, get a nice grab of the tail, and start spinning the cat around using it, the cat will have to take the pain, cuz by force of nature, it can't reach it's paws around to scratch you since it's spinning so fast it's paws are spread-eagle like. If you have glue, and the cat's tail is long enough, or maybe just a tad shorter, you can glue it's tail to it's nose, which is cool. The cat moves his head and his ass comes up with it (how'z that for a chain reaction?) Like it'll be walking around town with it's ass all dangling up, all the other furry fucks will ram it up, which in turn, will make the cat freak when it tries to sit down (get it?). But that's kinda mean.

3 -- Wiskers (heh, heh, heh)....Ok, you know who you are people, you kind that clips cat's wiskers and laughs like hell. Cat's use wiskers to navigate in the dark, like when they're entering a tight spot, their wiskers will tell them if they're about to run into something (kind of like those cadillacs with those metal tubes sticking out the side). So what do you do? You cut the fuckers wiskers, down to you start getting fur. Then you gotta through the cat in a closet, and open the door, oh, about 4 inches. The cat will naturally be fucked and stunned that us humans would do such a thing (it probably is equlivant of a cat cutting off your dick) and he'll start bumping around, wondering what the fuck....So you just sit there and laugh your ass off. The cat might eventually make it's way out of the closet, but maybe you could, hmmm...Find something else to do to it after that? (grin>

4 -- Pillow Case....Well, this is kind of funny...All you do is throw the little fuck in a pillow case, and go into an open room (you don't want to beat it to death, well, not yet adleast). And start swinging the fucker around in circles, again and again, the cat will probably crying for it's life (but don't give in to it's whining, cuz when it get's out, it wants blood) keep swinging it around and around, faster and faster, stop when you're too dizzy to figure out where the cat is, then quickly open the pillow case and let the bastard fall out (it WILL fall, believe me). You got to make sure you can see it (cuz you're gonna me almost as dizzy). The fucker will be sitting there, moving it's head in circles, still thinking it spinning. This is the good part, cuz as far as the cat knows, it's totally high on Catnip or something. You can do anything, it's up to you.

4 -- Water ...We all know that cats hate water more than dogs, and would rather travel in a car then deal with it. But cat's are funny as hell in water. Try filling up a tub, or a sink, or something with water in it that the cat will fit in. Throw the fucker in for a minute or two (unless it's definitely going to drown, we'll talk about killing them later) and watch it squeal..They act like water is acid or something and yet they still drink water out of the toilet when none is available (these fuckers gotta get their facts straight). After the cat has had enough torture, grab it by the ear, or tail, or get a good grab around it's head and throw it out (throw it outside you fool). When a cat get's wet (especially a long-haired cat) they look like giant ferrets, really nasty like (which might persuade you to do something else, like nail it to a 2 by 4 and shoot it full of b-b's) but don't hurt it too bad..

5 -- Misc. shit....Stick the cat in the Microwave (no, really) and don't turn it on (yet) just let it sit there, and look through the little see-through window...It should be scared as hell, since it's in a really tight spot, can't move much at all...If you really want to screw the fucker, nuke it! Just nuke it for 20 seconds at a time...The cat will start squirming at about 10 seconds (depending on the wattage of the Microwave)...After about 30 seconds, the cat will definitely have radiation poisioning, which will probably kill it within a month or less. If you nuke it for a minute, you'll probably kill it, depending on the size of the cat, the microwave cooks inside out, so after a minute, it's intestines and lungs will be a little toasty, maybe killing it, if not, probably sterilizing it or leaving it a slow and terrible death. Of course, you can go "All-Out" if you REALLY express rage for it, and can nuke it for 5 minutes...This is NOT for the Squeamish....I DO know someone who did this, and saw it....It was pretty fucking gross, and being the cat hater I am, I still felt sorry for it. In 30 seconds, it starts kicking and screaming and freaking out (which brings me to the point, you gotta make sure the door can't be opened, and you gotta make sure you don't want the microwave anymore). In 1 minute, it was started to spaz like nothing you've ever seen before, some blood was coming from it's mouth due to internal cuts the Nuking did, all types of seisures and some last moans were following at 2 minutes. At about 2 and a half minutes, the cat was still alive, it's pupils were dialated and it was twitching like someone stuck a Electrolysis gun up it's ass...At 3 minutes, it's almost dead...The smell of the cat would make any mortician throw up, that's why I would suggest alot of open windows and doors and some type of gas mask on. The last two minutes it the cool part...Now that the fucker is dead (for good reason too) it's time to watch the fireworks...I think at around 4 minutes, the cat started popping, it's eyeballs literally popped out of it's sockets, and the blood started to ooze, not a pretty sight..At about, 4 mins 15 seconds, it's fur starts to curl (although it was already crispy) and at about 5 minutes, the whole microwave is one big slaughterhouse. Which brings me to clean up...DON'T! I said earlier, Nuke the cat in a microwave you no longer want to use (not to mention the microwave is probably broken anyway). Just throw the microwave away and chuckle off a couple laughs...Even take poloraids if you want.

You're probably saying, how the fuck is he going to write another 996 ways to torture a cat? Well, the answer is, he ain't.

Another Morbid file Written by Ares -- 11/28/88

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71 comments:

CHOWmember said...

Cat hater imaginations are hysterical! You have to check out some of the cat-hater cartoons I've done... Cat haters unite!

C.H.O.W.
Cat Haters Of the World
www.chowmember.com

Anonymous said...

YOU ARE GOING TO HELL.

Anonymous said...

this is a complete Rip Off of a post in Totse.com

Anonymous said...

I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU SICK FUCK.

Anonymous said...

i cant belive that you would put a cat in a microwave! you have to be fucking sick! give the cat to someone if you dont like it damnit!

Anonymous said...

i hate cats but your bitch dude PURO SAN ANTO ESA

Anonymous said...

a another anon posted; this is a ripoff of a textfile from TOTSE.com

Anonymous said...

You've got to be the most soulless piece of shit I've heard of. Have a heart. No one thinks you're funny...you're a disgrace. Grow up and get a life.

Anonymous said...

FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT!!!! I HOPE SATAN PUTS YOU IN A GOTDAMN MICROWAVE CAUSE YOUR GONNA ROT IN HELL YOU SICK FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

you really have to be a loser to abuse animals. hope you get the same one day.

Anonymous said...

Sick fucker.How about I come to where you live and stick your ass in the oven?

Anonymous said...

Aight,I have a idea you sick fucker.How about I come to where the hell you live,stick your ass in a oven and let you burn to a crisp?

Wouldn't fuckin like that WOULD YOU?

Anonymous said...

Aight,I have a idea you sick fag.How about I come to where the hell you live,stick your ass in a oven and let you burn to a crisp?

Wouldn't freaking like that WOULD YOU?

Anonymous said...

I will make sure you die.

Anonymous said...

If you don't like cats ,then move out of your parents house ...You are of legal age ,or do you like freeloading .. Perhaps the cat doesn't like you ,because it can sense that you are an ignorant fuck ..Cats are very smart clean animals , and they just don't shit anywhere, besides cats always cover up their mess ..What other animal do you know in the animal kingdom that does this ..Doesn't that tell you that they are very clean animals ..So if your cat took a warm crap on your floor ,perhaps your carpet smells like a litter box ,or the cat just doesn't like you ,because it knows you are a cat hater ..Animals can sense if you like them or not ..Cats are really cool ,if you give them the respect they deserve ,they are very independent ,and can take care of their self in the wild ,..I'd like to see you catch a mouse , with a chicken bone cross ways in side your mouth at the same time ; without even droppping the bone all with in a matter of seconds ..Now that's what I call agility .and skill .. This I saw with my own eyes .The cat belonged to my great grandma ,it was a beautiful smokey gray ,just like the one in the picture ... Maybe when you start respecting the cat , it will respect you .. Until then I hope the humain society prosecutes you to the fullest .. Don't you realize that cats { animsils} have rights ,and you can even go to prison ,and some offenses carry serious prison times .. THAT LITTLE SHIT .FUCKER AS YOU CALL HIM ,HAS PROTECTION RIGHTS UNDER LAW HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN ANIMAL COPS ? , CRUEL STUTS LIKE YOU ARE PULLING, THAT CAN HARM OR EVEN KILL THE CAT .. CAN LAND YOUR STUIP DUMB ASS IN JAIL / FINED OR WORSE .... HOW DO YOU LIKE MY COMMENT ,YOU IGNORANT LITTLE SHIT .. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THE HUMAIN SOCIETY CAN GET YOUR ADDRESS FROM YOUR EMAIL in DON'T THINK THAT AN ANIMAL LOVER SUCH AS MYSELF WANT TELL THEM , YOU HAVE POSTED THIS FOR ANYONE TO SEE ,EVEN IF YOU DELETED IT ..IT STILL IS TRACABLE ,YOU REALLY ARE IGNORANT . BY THE WAY IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW IGNORANT DOESN'T MEAN DUMB OR STUPID ..IT SIMPLY MEANS TO BE UNAWARE OF SOMETHING .A QUANTUM PHYSICIST , CAN BE IGNORANT ABOUT SOMETHING ,ANYONE CAN ..ALTHOUGH I WILL HAVE TO SAY ,YOU SOUND PLAIN OLD DUMB TO ME.. GOD HELP YOU

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cara_dud@hotmail.com said...

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahah funny

Anonymous said...

Excellent!

I can imagine the guy who find the microwave on the pavement and who will scrutinize it so as to see if this one is working properly or not, until he discovers the little present inside...

I have to admit that I was surprised when I read your comment on cats' wiskers. Wouldn't it be funnier to unbalance the cat by just cutting on side of his wiskers?

Cats will always be an endless source of joy and amusement...

Anonymous said...

if i ever find out where you live you sik peice of sh!t i am going to down down that list and do all of that to you.and call you a little fuker the whole time then feed your body to all the cats i can find

Anonymous said...

GET A LIFE and a concillor

Anonymous said...

my cat is a bit bitey he well the pillow case ripped he hit the wall came back and the cunt bit my balls off help me get my dignitty back .

Anonymous said...

I want to find you. and if i ever do i will put you through everything you've posted. your a sick fuck and you will burn in hell and i hope im the one that puts you there.

Anonymous said...

Really cool people called Nazis used to perform that same neat microwave trick on Jews. Think about that you sick son of a bitch!

Anonymous said...

I like my kitty well done

Anonymous said...

U MOTHERFUCKER ARES I AM GOIN TO KIILL U U COCKSUCKER! HOW COULD U KILL A CAT!???? I AM GOIN TO MAKE A BIG MICROWAVE AND STUFF UR FATASS IN IT AND FUCKIN LEAVE IT ON FOR 20 MINUTES U SICK MOTHERFUCKIN FAGGOT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You need to get out of your mothers basement and get some psychiatric help. Typically, this kind of behavior is a precursor to acts against people. It is an indication of sociopathy. Get help!

Anonymous said...

Way to go man, I don't have the balls to nuke a cat, but props to you. I hate those fucking rodents.

Go Die Shithead. said...

GO DIE YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD.

You serve no purpose in life.

Anonymous said...

they need to take this down , your a sick fucker. I would do all that to u. I bet you cry like alittle bitch that u are.

Anonymous said...

dude ur a fuckin stupid asshole,some fuckin fuckers fucking fucked the fucking fucker!!!!!!.....C'mon? nothing on here says im a stupid asshole

Anonymous said...

Dude I hate cats but I would never stoop to the level of putting it in a microwave. Thats just fucking sick.
If you don't want the cat give it away or something.

Michael said...

omfg u sick as muther fucker

Anonymous said...

you people sicken me to think it is right to kill a cat weather it be stray or not yes their is a lot of people out there that would kill cats and torture hopefully none of you that i know if you know anyone who has ever done this let me know id like to meet them... What kind of lowlife with do such

a crime most people do it because they got nothing better to do all it takes is a simple phone call to let the right people take care of it without killing the poor creature. Tell me what kind

of creature deserves to be burnt alive,skined alive ,choped up into peices are hung? none you fucking bastards out there these creatres have feelings they mean no harm they just want to find a place to sleep and survive the night!.

why kill them their is no reason for your entertinment?! if you want to entertian yourself do the world a favor and kill yourself you fucking skum don't take it out on these creatures i would rather kill a human than a cat or any creature they did nothing

to deserve death
if your thinking of killing a cat just remember you are skum how much of a coward you are and you are shit and have no life to be commiting such an act as i said go do the world

a favor,better yet do yourself a favor and buy a shotgun and blow your fucking brains out

webmaster said...

Absolute bull.
First, it's an exact copy-paste from totse.com, as noted in the second comment.

Second, IF you did put a cat in the microwave, the fur wouldn't curl at ANY point, because fur (just like hair) contains VERY little moisture. Microwaves cook by heating up moisture molecules.

Third, it's just cruel. What goes around comes around. You'll get your dues!

Anonymous said...

You sad, fucker. Obviously you are getting off on these comments. You're a freak.

Anonymous said...

I don't care if this is just a joke, it's fucking sick, and people like you deserve to be brutally mauled to death.

Sick sadistic bastard

Anonymous said...

youre a sick fuck.
and honestly, watch your back.
because before you know it,
il be putting you in a microwave.

watch yourself...

Anonymous said...

I hope someone puts your shriveled dick in a microwave and feeds it to you. Cats are beautiful creatures, and you are a worthless piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You're a sick bastard. I'd like to dump you in a cage with a tiger.. see if you can torture her, too!

Anonymous said...

I hope some big cat will do to you all you want to do to the smaller ones.

Anonymous said...

you idiot, why would you even do that to a poor kitty?
jeez, at least give it a change and put it up for adoption or somthingg.

Anonymous said...

Nuking is a little extreme, but i made a little parachute for my cat and threw the fucker down a tall building. It was so much fun, I could hear the bastard screaming like a stung pig on the way down..

Anonymous said...

Oh, I actually thought it was funny. I lol'd a couple of times. I got to this site because I was looking for ideas.
I apparently hate cats. Recently moved and my roommates has 2 of the vile creatures. I can't poison them or throw them out so at least I am making their lives miserable and having a laugh along the way.
So, while the microwave may be extreme, also I kind of need mine, the rest are all fine suggestions.
And... I don't believe in hell.

Anonymous said...

ok seriously... you need life dude. this ain't good for your brain (or the cat). people allways writes about taliban and its terrorists. imagen what it would be standing in the daily cat newspaper... about you fucker, the one who puts cats in the microwawe and makes them to chips!!!
I've heard about many sick and twisted people, but you just crossed the border!!! Do us a favor and nuke your nuts!

when you think you've seen everything, someone like you pops up!...

Jo said...

People... this person just SAW the longer microwaving... and though I love cats, a dog scared one of my favorites into clawing me in the eye, and that's why I'm reading this. All I can say is that Dusty better be careful, cause Jo's angry.

Anonymous said...

Lmao!! Nice Ideas mate!

Listen I have cats and I love them! My gf has this really freaky arrogant persian cat that has always been a show off proving it's strength and scratching your hand when you play with it instead of not hurting you...this eventually leads you to slap it for it...but it takes a rare cat that is such a fucker that wants your blood after slapping him for scratching you...that makes you want to punch it...then the way the bastard cat expresses his defensive stance is so exciting and fun...you just feel like bashing it...its funny cos it tries to avoid you...and my gf and her mother sometimes are there so I can't do anything...but when i go to the toilet and close the door and discover him behind the toilet hiding like a fucker...it's like if i just hit Jackpot...bash! bang boom! bang....So funny...I may play physical with the cat...but I get scratches too so we're even...at the end of the day I love that cat to bits cos we have good times hahaha!

Anonymous said...

you sick mo-fo how would you like it if i put you in a microwave a made your eyes pop out of your head you worthless peace of shit i wanna beat the shit out of you ass hole!!!! fucker!!!!

Natsumiko said...

You are a stupid idiot!if it dies it will come for its revenge and remember tat Tiger is its family too!i think i should put euu with its bigger family & i'ill see wheather euu'ill come out ALIVE!..hmrp..myabe euu'ill be DEAD AND GOD'ILL SEND EUU TO HELL...AND I HOPE TAT SATAN DO ALL THE CUREL THINGS EUU MENTION HERE,TO EUU!

Anonymous said...

Euu Are A STUPID IDIOT,Lamer,LOSER,bastard!...IF EUU DIDN'T REMEMBER, THE CAT'S FAMILY,I THINK I SHOULD PUT EUU WITH THE BIGGER CAT FAMILY AND SEE WHEATHER EUU'ILL COME OUT ALVIE ANOT!HMRP...MAYBE EUU'ILL BE DEAD BY THAN AND GOD'ILL SEND EUU TO HELL..& I HOPE SATAN DO ALL THE CUREL THINGS EUU MENTIONed,TO EUU!~
LOWLIFE!

Melissa said...

this post was funny, i admit, but i really hope that's as far as it goes... because actually carrying out these actions is just plain wrong and inhumane.

Plife said...

Hey, listen, Im a bit of a cat hater too. My gf has a cat and I cant convey how much it annoys me. Ive thrown things at it in frustration.

But to be considered amongst the type of people who would even joke about this shit makes me feel dirty.

And yes, cruelty to animals often leads to cruelty against humans.

Fortunately cruel people are often not that bright and advertise themselves, like this dude. Society will be a better place the day it becomes legal to put down people like this sicko.

Anonymous said...

Ew, you are fucking disgusting! I thought this would be a page of funny things to do to annoy your cat, but you are a disgusting fuck. How would you like it if you were a tiny little defenseless creature and this huge sick fucker came over and just started chopping off your dick and spinning you around and kicking you into things?
Get help, you nasty bastard.
If I were in front of you right now, I would beat the fucking shit out of you.
I can not express the degree of which I hate you.
You are the scum of mankind.

You are a douchebag. said...

I honestly don't get posts like this. Would you want any of this to happen to you against your will? Why would you inflict pain on anything for fun?
The one thing I've learned in life is that people who are poor, uneducated, and ignorant usually hold these types of ideals.
You don't know how many people have read this and decided to do the things you have suggested.
I hope that one day you realize what a powerful thing a voice is and that you use it for something good, or that the law of selection decides to wipe you off of the face of the planet.

Anonymous said...

That's funny, but animal torture should always be done (or supervised), by a female (like me). There are literally millions of guys (and girls), who find it very arousing when a female tortures/kills animals. Though many would never admit it publicly. I have tortured countless animals (usually to death), for entertainment (it's a turn on to me as well). Cats, dogs, rabbits, small animals of all kinds, including a few cows and horses. But I'm careful to do it only where it's basically "legal."

Brenda

Anonymous said...

You sick fucker!!!
People like you should drop dead!! You worthless piece of shit!!
You need serious help you wanker!!

DROP DEAD!

Anonymous said...

Your my new personal hero!

Anonymous said...

I just got your IP Address and will find out the computer where you posted this from and then cross check it with your address..If your smart you will ditch the computer in less than 4 hours, Cause I'm coming for YOU! If I find you ( I know i will ) You better kill yourself instantly. Cause its gonna be a slow painful death.

Anonymous said...

LMAO personally,
i found it bloody hilarious.
and all these wee twats goin ape shit over it hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

This really is gross. I was looking for good-natured ways to play with a cat, and what I found here was actually a little disturbing.

Anonymous said...

dude i wrote that when I was 14 (like 1986). I swear to god thats crazy I found it online by accident.

yeah i know its fucked up...i actually have had cats my whole life and never tortured them..just bored teenager shit back in the bbs days.

thats great.

Anonymous said...

Is your name Kyle?

Anonymous said...

Lay off idiots..Not everyone likes cats, and if you happen to get married to someone who refuses to gives his away, you are stuck with the ruthless ball of fur. Seriously, I have one demonic cat, and for years I have had to deal with its bullshit. But then I decided to finally buy a little dog. I didn't want to tip toe around the stupid cat anymore. Dogs are much easier to deal with, so now I have two, and the stupid cat still thinks it is queen. It has even tried to move in with my neighbors because it can't deal with anyother animals because it is selfish. I fucking hate the cat. Does that make me a bad person? No. I just don't like cats. I knew one woman whose husband had an annoying little cat, and she would swear at it and throw it and kick it. Would I ever do that to my dogs? No way. But sometimes I just want to kick that stupid fucking cat. I don't though.

Anonymous said...

Ha, just look at all these whiny cat-loving morons. IM GONNA KILL U OVER TEH INTERNETS!!!111 I KNOW WERE U LIVE SICK FUCK!!!111
Sure, Internet Tough Guys!

Anonymous said...

Well what a bunch of PUSSIES. And NO, that is NOT a compliment.

Just JOKE about doing something to a cat and you go all psycho yourselves.

You lot who're falling all over yourselves, shrieking and flailing: Do you show half this much compassion to other species... like people?

Anonymous said...

I hope that in your next life you'll be a cat and you'll get tortured by someone as sick as you.
But you know what they say ? People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. I hope you'll enjoy it when one cat will play with you and then crush your every bone in its mouth.

But for now, you should jump in a big fire and rid the world of your stupidity. You deserve to rot in hell you worm.

Anonymous said...

That was awesome! You are my hero. I am a fellow cat hater, though I'm not sure I would go as far as the last one. The tail grabbing was good tho. I saw a video of a guy who put tape on his cat's side and the thing would walk around like it had some sort of deformity. lol

Anonymous said...

You a fucking sick little cunt
How could you think this is funny?!?!?!?!?

You need to be fucking locked up


fuck animal cruelty

asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!

burn in hell

Anonymous said...

You don't even know the best. Get some 100% natural orange room deodorizer (Pure Citrus Orange is the brand name). Spray some of this on the cats ass. The cat will absolutly go apeshit. The great thing is there is about a twenty second delay from the time you spray him until it affects him. This lets you get away before the little fucker can scratch you. Trust me, I have been a serial cat torturer for many years, and this is the best by far. I have seen them do back flips, make that deep gutteral growling sound. And here's the very best part. As I mentioned it takes about twenty seconds, so after you the effects hit him, they don't even realize that you are responsible for their torment, and you can do it over and over.

cat h8r said...

LOVELY! I HATE cats, they are the most ungrateful sons of bitches every. Fuck cats, hope they exterminate them all! Long live man best friend, DOG!!

ihatecatlovers said...

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous | 9/28/2007 11:28:00 AM

If you don't like cats ,then move out of your parents house ...You are of legal age ,or do you like freeloading .. Perhaps the cat doesn't like you ,because it can sense that you are an ignorant fuck ..Cats are very smart clean animals , and they just don't shit anywhere, besides cats always cover up their mess ..What other animal do you know in the animal kingdom that does this ..Doesn't that tell you that they are very clean animals ..So if your cat took a warm crap on your floor ,perhaps your carpet smells like a litter box ,or the cat just doesn't like you ,because it knows you are a cat hater ..Animals can sense if you like them or not ..Cats are really cool ,if you give them the respect they deserve ,they are very independent ,and can take care of their self in the wild ,..I'd like to see you catch a mouse , with a chicken bone cross ways in side your mouth at the same time ; without even droppping the bone all with in a matter of seconds ..Now that's what I call agility .and skill .. This I saw with my own eyes .The cat belonged to my great grandma ,it was a beautiful smokey gray ,just like the one in the picture ... Maybe when you start respecting the cat , it will respect you .. Until then I hope the humain society prosecutes you to the fullest .. Don't you realize that cats { animsils} have rights ,and you can even go to prison ,and some offenses carry serious prison times .. THAT LITTLE SHIT .FUCKER AS YOU CALL HIM ,HAS PROTECTION RIGHTS UNDER LAW HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN ANIMAL COPS ? , CRUEL STUTS LIKE YOU ARE PULLING, THAT CAN HARM OR EVEN KILL THE CAT .. CAN LAND YOUR STUIP DUMB ASS IN JAIL / FINED OR WORSE .... HOW DO YOU LIKE MY COMMENT ,YOU IGNORANT LITTLE SHIT .. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THE HUMAIN SOCIETY CAN GET YOUR ADDRESS FROM YOUR EMAIL in DON'T THINK THAT AN ANIMAL LOVER SUCH AS MYSELF WANT TELL THEM , YOU HAVE POSTED THIS FOR ANYONE TO SEE ,EVEN IF YOU DELETED IT ..IT STILL IS TRACABLE ,YOU REALLY ARE IGNORANT . BY THE WAY IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW IGNORANT DOESN'T MEAN DUMB OR STUPID ..IT SIMPLY MEANS TO BE UNAWARE OF SOMETHING .A QUANTUM PHYSICIST , CAN BE IGNORANT ABOUT SOMETHING ,ANYONE CAN ..ALTHOUGH I WILL HAVE TO SAY ,YOU SOUND PLAIN OLD DUMB TO ME.. GOD HELP YOU







SHUT THE FUCK UP FAG!!! FUCK CATS!! THEY'RE WORTHLESSS ASSHOLES!! LIKE YOU!!