Jul 1, 2003

The Unseen Video

The Unseen Video
The Unseen Video,
a weather controlled, dynamic music video for Mike Milosh's - You Make Me Feel.

The Unseen Video is much more than a normal, static music video. It is a video that is affected by the weather and local time from the position of the viewer.

We want to create new synergies between the music, the video and the surroundings of the viewer. Every little change in your environment ensures that you will never see the same video twice. The look of the video might slightly change within an hour, but will have a whole new character in a few months.

The Unseen Video

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The Lawn Couch

Lawn Couch
How much oxygen did your furniture produce today? In our version of the future, the things we loaf about on indoors will be as beneficial as the stuff that grows out back. In the meantime, sculpt lawn furniture from the lawn itself. Unlike your standard-issue sofa, this lush greenery is totally organic, requires no synthetic finishes, and can be brought to life, Golem-style, from salvaged dirt. St. Augustine tiles create a seamless, living upholstery, or try wheatgrass for a durable alternative. Ask your nursery about planting tips unique to your sod. Note: Couch may require mowing.
Note: Couch may require mowing.

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The Archive of Misheard Lyrics

Misheard Lyrics

The Archive of Misheard Lyrics, the only domain named after the world's most commonly misheard lyric (or is it? full scoop on Hendrix and this "mishearance.")

Funniest 250 Lyrics

The archive of Misheard Lyrics.

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The Infinite Teen Slang Dictionary

Slang Dictionary

There are a near-infinite number of slang words which are still only in hypothetical usage among the youth of today and tomorrow - this service attempts to pre-emptively catalogue them, for the benefit of baby namers, dot-com registrars and other dangerously bored people.

Enter a name or word or phrase, to see what it might (but doesn't) mean.

Potential teen slang generator.

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The answer to inner city parking problems?


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K9 Water

water for dogs

Toilet Water, Puddle Water, Hose Water and Gutter Water, the world’s first vitamin fortified bottled water specifically formulated to provide your dog with essential vitamins that contribute to overall good health and provide the hydration your dog needs.

Special water for dogs.

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Guitar Toilet Seats

Guitar Toilet Seats

I try to avoid ebay stuff, but these Guitar Toilet Seats look good.

Not sure how hygenic they'd be, mind.

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Essential Vocabulary Words for the Workplace

Essential Vocabulary Words for the Workplace

  • BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a Deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
  • SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, Craps on everything, and then leaves.
  • ASSMOSIS - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
  • SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
  • CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
  • PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
  • MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
  • SITCOM's - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What Yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
  • STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
  • SWIPEOUT - An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
  • XEROX SUBSIDY - Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's work place.
  • IRRITAINMENT - Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The J-Lo and Ben wedding (or not) was a prime example - Michael Jackson, another.
  • PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE-The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
  • ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
  • 404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
  • GENERICA - Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and subdivisions.
  • OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email by mistake)
  • WOOFS - Well-Off Older Folks.
  • CROP DUSTING - Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.

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Be My Anti-Valentine

Be my Anti-Valentine

Valentine's Day is like herpes: just when you think its gone for good, it rears its ugly head once more. No wonder some people prefer to call it VD.

Yes, it's that special time of year when chocolate manufacturers and greetings card companies encourage you to demonstrate the extent of your fondness in cold, hard, cash (or the satin-covered equivalent) on February 14th.
Fuck that.

A fine selection of Anti-Valentine cards.

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Can You Hear Me Now?

I'm on the mobile

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