Give Us Beer Money

They're Australian.

Beer gives you superpowers! We had a mate who said if you drink 30 beers you can make the house spin around just by thinking about it twice! We didn't believe him but when we tried it the house did spin around! Jezza said he went outside and made the whole world spin and we believed him because we said "fair go?" and he said "fair dinkum!". Also we were feeling dizzy so it must have been true.

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A Day On The Beer

One guy's attempt to replace water with beer for his birthday.

In conclusion..

Man cannot live on beer alone, it may clean his teeth and make his coffee but it fucks up vitamin drinks and pot noodles royally. You may feel you can live without those things, i don't know. If you can, good luck to you but I don't know how you can call that a life...

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Beer Butt Chicken

This chicken is the juiciest, most mouthwatering bird you'll ever try. I also like the aspect of theater when you cook it, because it looks so damned weird on the grill, people will wonder what brand of crack you switched to.

1 whole chicken
1 tall can o' beer (16 oz. tallboy)
olive oil
4 cloves garlic crushed
salt and black pepper

your favorite beer (for marinating the chef!)

seasoning for chicken (or use a seasoning blend or your own favorites):

4 cloves garlic, crushed
fresh basil
a pinch of cayenne
salt and pepper

Start with a hot grill (coals all white and ready to cook). Drink about 1/4 of that can of beer. Set it aside 3/4 full and have a couple of full ones, real beer this time—no sissy canned stuff.

Get the chicken ready for cookin'. Trim some of the fat, get rid of the giblets (here kitty kitty!). Rub liberally with your favorite meat rub. I prefer olive oil, basil, lots of fresh pressed garlic, salt, and a pinch of cayenne. Some folks like Zartarain's or some such store bought concoction, but whatever.

Get a can opener or some such tool and open up the top of the can and drop in the crushed garlic.

Oil up the can and lower that chicken over top of it. The beer can goes into the chicken's body cavity and allows the bird to stand upright.

Cover your grill and cook the chicken until its wings are loose and the skin turns clear. This is terrific with our garlic and potatoes or roasted corn.

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Real Stupid

Some things are funny, but this one...just hurts. See the video.

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We All Have Goals In Life

Meet Gum Wrapper Man.
GARY DUSCHL
GUINNESS WORLD RECORD
GUM WRAPPER CHAIN
OFFICIAL LENGTH ON MARCH 11, 2006
48,077 FEET
THIS CHAIN CONTAINS 1,124,044 GUM WRAPPERS!

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Butt Art

I don't think he uses a paintbrush. Butt Art

Comments from his blog:

Hey Dickhead!
Your art work is pathetic. I find it insulting that any idiot can
become a superstar by just showing their face on TV. I've spent
decades working in a medium that you simply smear on your ass. I
work two jobs. And your homoerotic crap sells before you've even
rinsed? How dare you call yourself an artist. If there's a trend at
all today, it is toward promoting any no talent hack void of a soul
and labeling them ARTIST.

I can't believe you're being chatted-up as a genius all over the
web. All you do is paint the same flower over and over in different
colored paint on different colored pieces of paper. Why are people
giving you money, credit,respect, etc. for this? I paint circles
around your ass. What do I get? Nothing.

I doubt you're as serious an ass painter as you let on. I'm
tired of gimmick being passed off as art. I do find it funny that
you use your genitalia for the pistol and stamen. Your work is
better than those menstrual painting atrocities and you've gotten
more publicity than I ever have. I just find it frustrating that
"Ass" "Penis" "Fecal Matter" etc... sells.

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Rave Dances Explained

So how do you dance when you're giving it large on a Saturday night?

What those peculiar moves are called.

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No Smoke Without Fire

Click on the thumbnail for a bigger picture.

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50 Years Of The World Press Photo of the Year

World Press Photo began with a competition, and the competition is still at the core of the foundation's activities. Held annually, the World Press Photo contest creates an overview of how press photographers tackle their work worldwide. It is the only international event of this stature, not simply bringing together pictures from all parts of the globe but also reflecting trends and developments in photojournalism, and revealing how the press gives us the news.

World Press Photo of the Year.

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Hokkaido installs musical roads

Japan has already dabbled here and there with road surfaces that keep drivers awake by using appropriately-placed troughs to play rhythms through your tires.

Now the Hokkaido Industrial Research Institute has gone a step further, with grooved sections of road that boom a melody up through your car. The grooves are a few millimetres deep and 6-12 mm wide; unsurprisingly, the closer they're grouped together the higher the pitch of the note produced.

They're planning to use different melodies for different areas, picking songs that have some association to the locale.

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