Funny and Stupid Ideas: 26 July 2006

Walking on Water

Walking on Water

Three monks decided to practice meditation together. They sat by the side of a lake and closed their eyes in concentration. Then suddenly, the first one stood up and said, "I forgot my mat." He steeped miraculously onto the water in front of him and walked across the lake to their hut on the other side.

When he returned, the second monk stood up and said, "I forgot to put my the other underwear to dry." He too walked calmly across the water and returned the same way. The third monk watched the first two carefully in what he decided must be the test of his own abilities. "Is your learning so superior to mine? I too can match any feat you two can perform," he declared loudly and rushed to the water's edge to walk across it. He promptly fell into the deep water.

Undeterred, the yogi climbed out of the water and tried again, only to sink into the water. Yet again he climbed out and yet again he tried, each time sinking into the water. This went on for some time as the other two monks watched.

After a while, the second monk turned to the first and said, "Do you think we should tell him where the stones are?"

Walking on Water

Superbus

Superbus


Buses aren't generally considered glamorous, but that could change once the Superbus hits the streets.

It looks like a very long stretch limo and is about half the height of a normal single-decker bus. It also promises to work unlike a regular bus, travelling at a top speed of 250km per hour in special lane separated from normal traffic. Software will take care of steering and passengers will be able to book a place on the bus using the internet or by sending a text message.

The Superbus has been designed by a team from Delft University of Technology, led by Antonia Terzi (ex-head aerodynamicist of the BMW-Williams F1 team) and Wubbo Ockels (the first, and only, Dutchman in space).


Still its developers say you should be able to book a trip on a prototype in 2008 but, while you're waiting for it to arrive, check out this cool promotional video.

Superbus

Floating Pool Bar

Floating Pool Bar

Surfing the internet I've found this cool fitting for someone who have a pool.

AQUAPUB is an amphibious unsinkable table of high quality which enables six persons to sit around. This table is made of a totally new material which combines rigidity of wood as well as the lightness and upkeep facility of plastic. Six particularly shaped seats are attached to this round table. Each seat is connected to the table with a black leg made of polymer.

Six glass holders and two removable containers are molded on the top of the table. These removable containers are provided with lids to obtain a clean surface.

Assembled, it weighs around 90 pounds, therefore can be easily manipulated by two persons.If you want an AQUAPUB the price is $1,399.95. , and you can get it from http://www.inyopools.com/



Floating Pool Bar

Spiders web after rain

Spiders web after rain

Enjoy this photos about spiders web after rain.


















Spiders web after rain

Have you ever seen NASA ?

Have you ever seen NASA ?

What is NASA ?

NASA is an independent agency in the federal executive branch, established in 1958, which conducts research on problems of flight on Earth and in space. NASA creates and operates aviation and space vehicles, and performs test flights and missions, coordinates programs for the peaceful exploration of space and arranges cooperative programs involving the United States and other nations to develop scientific and engineering resources for peaceful purposes.

NASA = National Aeronautics and Space Administration

Have you ever seen NASA ?

If your answer to this question is NO, then I'm sure you want to see how NASA look's like.Here are some images from NASA.

If you want to visit NASA you can find out more info about a trip there by clicking this link.

Now let's see some pictures ...






Have you ever seen NASA ?

Canal Bridge Magdeburg

Canal Bridge Magdeburg

Canal bridge Magdeburg

Total length: 918 m
Trough width: 34 m
Tub depth: 4.25 m
Steel weight: approx. 24,000 t
Ferro-concrete: approx. 68,000 t



The giant kilometer long Magdeburg Water Bridge, completed in October 2003, connects two important German shipping canals, the Elbe-Havel canal and the Mittellandkanal.

Construction began in 1997 and after six years and around half a billion euros the gigantic water bridge now connects Berlin’s inland harbor with the ports along the Rhine river. As Europe’s longest water bridge it measures just short of a kilometer at 918 meters. The huge tub created to transport ships over the Elbe took 24,000 metric tons of steel and 68,000 cubic meters of concrete to build.

Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters long.......now this is engineering! This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East and West Germany, as part of the unification project. It is located in the city of Magdeburg, near Berlin. The photo was taken on the day of inauguration.

Canal Bridge Magdeburg

Amazing cards structures !!!

Amazing cards structures !!!

A playing card is a typically hand-sized rectangular (in India, round) piece of heavy paper or thin plastic used for playing card games. A complete set of cards is a pack or deck. Playing cards are often used as props in magic tricks, as well as occult practices such as cartomancy, and a number of card games involve (or can be used to support) gambling. As a result, their use sometimes meets with disapproval from some religious groups (such as Mormons and a minority of conservative Christians).

They are also a popular collectible (as distinct from the cards made specifically for collectible trading card games). Specialty and novelty decks are commonly produced for collectors, often with political, cultural, or educational themes. One side of each card (the "front" or "face") carries markings that distinguish it from the others and determine its use under the rules of the particular game being played, while the other side (the "back") is identical for all cards, usually a plain color or abstract design. In most games, the cards are assembled into a "deck" (or "pack"), and their order is randomized by a procedure called "shuffling" to provide an element of chance in the game.

Most of the people use cards to play games, but now will see what other people do with cards.They build amazing structures, like in this pictures.

Take a look ....









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"Illusions" - fun in real life

"Illusions" - fun in real life

All over the internet I'm sure that you've seen a lot of illusions.I also put some cool illusions on my webblog.If you want to see them there they are : Magic motion, Face illusion - 2006, Real time illusion, Sex Illusion, Dot's Illusion, Jesus Illusion.

Now let's see how we can make our own illusions, using a magazine.

EnjoY !

P.S - If you have something intresting send it to me, and i'll put the picture on the site.







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Food art

Food art

Exotic food adventures.

What is food good for ? Your first answer will be : for living, we can't survive without food.Yes this is the answer, but we can make an art from anything, and why not make an art from food ? I can give you some start up ideas ..












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Artificial beach

Artificial beach

Step by step we create HEAVEN !!!

Sun, sand and surf were everyone's prescription for holiday paradise, but, in the south of Japan, they leave nothing to Mother Nature.Inside a huge dome that could house six football pitches, the world’s largest artificial sea washes over the biggest indoor beach, fringed with fake palm trees and other eye-popping innovations that have given a holiday make-over to old Mother Nature.

This evocative 21st Century resort shows that even paradise has room for improvement. In Ocean Dome, once every hour, on the hour, the surf is always up. Every afternoon is a carnival. Mechanized parrots squawk from branches of the dome’s ingenious rain forest, which remain lush and tropical without rainfall or humidity. Best of all, in Ocean Dome, you can lull for hours on crushed marble pebbles without a worry about beach vendors, bugs or sun burns.

Instead, perfectly-timed waves whip equally well-groomed surfers along in 28-degree, chlorinated, salt-free water to the sanitized shore where they drip-dry in Ocean Dome’s perfect climate, which remains a delightful 30 degrees, day and night, 365.25 days each year.

Perhaps the best designed beach on the planet sits inside a massive dome measuring 300 by 100 meters, about 1,500 kilometers south of Tokyo in Miyazaki, on Japan’s southernmost Kyushu Island. A heated ocean with a width of 140 meters sends 13,500 tons of salt-free water sweeping across 600 tons of polished marble chips that constitute a 85-metre long shoreline, ringed by a three-story promenade of shops.

Every fifteen minutes, the volcano smokes to life. Every hour, on the hour, it spews fake flames. Like seismic chimes, these pseudo-eruptions sound a "surf’s up" that signals a new level of excitement at this indoor Beach Blanket of the Bizarre.

All of a sudden, the artificial ocean turns tubular, thanks to Ocean Dome’s enormous computer, which commands 10 large vacuum pumps to start sucking in sea, then spitting out a series of cool crests. Teams of professional surfers provide entertainment as they ride 3.5-metre waves, then lifeguards arrange squads of Japanese tourists toting boogie boards on either end of the "sea." They even point out the perfect points for catching these utterly predictable curls.

After a few minutes of orderly mayhem, the excitement abruptly ends. The staff clear the "ocean" and water jets jutting from the sides of a pair of "islands" squirt powerful spray to tame the rare uproar at this otherwise tranquil indoor sea. Calm quickly returns to the brave new world of Ocean Dome.

This prepackaged holiday vision of the future is part of an enormous US$2 billion recreational complex called Seagaia. The name itself is an odd concoction, melding the English word for the sea with "Gaia," an ancient Greek word for the Earth. "The name of a true paradise expresses the admiration for the perfect combination of sea and earth," explains one brochure from Seagaia, which ends: "This is a place where we can feel that we are part of nature."

Customers pay a single price for admission and all fees are deducted from the computerized bar-coded tag dangling from each guest’s wrist. The tags are color coded according to price, which may be another modern improvement on beach culture of the past. Now, the snobs can instantly separate the have-somes from the have-everythings, without squinting to read bikini labels.

All this indoor beach excitement can be expensive. Admission runs about US$50 for adults, with rides running $5-10 more. Add $10 for two hours with a boogie board, or $5 for two hours of inner tube rental.

Perhaps the oddest thing of all about this artificial environment is its location. Adventurous guests can step outside Ocean Dome and gaze out at... the REAL beach. From the third floor of the enormous dome, beside rows of eateries like Marco Polo, Buena Vista and Key West, doors lead outside to a balcony and a view of the age-old, unimproved beach, just the way God intended, a mere 300 meters away. It clearly holds little appeal to most visitors.







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