Funny and Stupid Ideas: 28 September 2006

The Daylight Projector Clock

The Daylight Projector Clock

Great Gift Idea

The lady in the pic just did not fit the image of the average GeekLady. Where are the big teeth and glasses? Smurf!

Product description:

One of these days we'll all be able to project the time onto any surface via built-in lasers in our eyeballs. Sadly, by then, we won't need to know what time it is (unless Chico's still knocking about) because we'll be living in a subterranean utopian society where time has become an abstract concept due to the demise of the sun. Or something like that.

Anyone got the time?

For this reason you should enjoy the idea of projected time while it lasts with the amazing Daylight Projection Clock. As its name suggests, this state-of-the-art timepiece projects the time, date and temperature onto any flat surface in any lighting condition, day or night, so you can use it 24/7.Swivels 180°

In fact, not even full-on sunlight can wipe out this super chic clock's display. That's because built-in sensors will detect if the light in the room intensifies and increase the strength of the projection. Genius! What's more, the LED projector swivels 180°, so you can aim it at the wall, the ceiling or even the floor.

Motion-sensitive snoozeAs well as its impressive powers of projection, this smart bedside companion features an easy-to-read LCD display and a motion-sensitive snooze alarm function. Simply wave your hand over the clock, Jedi-styley, to activate it; perfect for all you time-conscious layabouts who can't be bothered fumbling for buttons first thing in the afternoon.

Adjustable focus

In fact the Daylight Projection Clock is ideal for anyone who wants to know the time but can't be doing with all this turning over and squinting business. It's even stylish enough to sit in the living room, kitchen or anywhere else you can think of.

We've seen dozens of projection clocks in our time but this ultra-cool gizmo renders them obsolete because you don't have to wait until night-time to use it. Besides, what kind of lightweight goes to bed or wakes up when it's dark? Get ordering - we're projecting a hit.

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Plastic Surgery Pictures

Plastic Surgery Pictures

In this days plastic surgery is very common.This new science ( plastic surgery ) can transform you into another perason, a new more beautiful perason.

Plastic surgery is a general term for operative manual and instrumental treatment which is performed for functional or aesthetic reasons. The word "plastic" derives from the Greek plastikos meaning to mold or to shape; its use here is not connected with modern plastics.

The principal areas of plastic surgery include two broad fields.

* Reconstructive surgery, including microsurgery, focuses on undoing or masking the destructive effects of trauma, surgery or disease. Reconstructive surgery may include closing defects using skin grafts or with local, regional or distant flaps—that is, by moving tissue from other parts of the body.
* Cosmetic (or aesthetic) surgery is most often performed in order to change features the patient finds unflattering. In many cases, however, there are medical reasons (for example, breast reduction when orthopedic problems are present).

Plastic surgery changed lives of many people.Like in this pictures ... I say that is quite amazing.







Subliminal Messages - SEX

Subliminal Messages - SEX

I've wanted to post this topic for a long time.This is one of my favorites, and I thing you'll like it to.Now what's about ? When you look at the first time at the picture you'll see people that are having fun, but this is just a picture for concious mind.Now take a closer look, and you will see that in this picture is a subliminal message ... take a look at people, they are all in sexual positions, just look at every couple, and you'll see in all SEX, SEX, and SEX.





For those who don't know that is a subliminal message here you have a definition.

A subliminal message is a signal or message embedded in another object, designed to pass below the normal limits of perception. These messages are indiscernible to the conscious mind, but are alleged to be perceptible to the subconscious or deeper mind: for example, an image transmitted so briefly that it is only perceived subconsciously, but not otherwise noticed. Subliminal techniques have occasionally been used in advertising and propaganda; the purpose, effectiveness and frequency of such techniques is debated.

Motorcycle Car

Motorcycle Car


At a first glance you don't know how to name it motocycle or car, is just a combination of two of this, on 3 wheels.Take a look at this picture and after that at this movie and imagine how fun it must be to actually try it.After I saw the movie I wanted to have a toy like that.It took them 11 years of design by the dutch and you get this insane car/motorcycle. Reaching a top speed of 185 km/h while its average fuel consumption remains at a very modest 6 L/100 km.The bad thing is that this hybrid has just one seat, but as you'll see in the end of this movie you can get two people in this motorcycle-car.

Sex on the Beach

Sex on the Beach

When the bedroom become boring a couple should try new locations, new positions, or all kind of new thing to avoid boredom.Like this couple who is having fun on the beach with others around without any shame.I'm wondering if people around them are horny, after seeing a live porn.








Marketing a Restaurant

Marketing a Restaurant

In these days with competition all around you have to be uniqe in some way, to catch attention, and get customers.In these pictures a restaurant owner from Moldova decided to put that car ( a Cielo ) on top of the roof, and a picture like that you don't see every day, so this had a big impact on customers of the restaurant, and sales raised.This is the secret ... Be creative.





Amusing T-shirts

Amusing T-shirts

In these days funny t-shirts are very popular.All kind of creative messages, or images are displayed on t-shirts to draw attention.I know that on the internet are a lot of websites who sell t-shirts with cool text on them, but here I've gathered a few images from my hard with really funny t-shirts messages.It's very easy to make a shirt like this ..and maybe this pictures will provide creative information.





Sex Sells

Sex Sells

I'm sure that people who are involved in sales, advertising, media ... know very well that sex sells.Sales increases when using sexual imagery in advertising targeted specialy at men.Advertising is full of sexual imagery and innuendo.Like this clothing company that uses kamasutra positions to advertise their company.It's prety intresting ..but this is in my oppinion a little to much.













Female BodyGuard

Female BodyGuard

A chick must be hot, not powerful.This black chick is really huge, just look at her hand muscles.It's really a bodyguard.

Beer Heaven

Beer Heaven

Everybody goes from time to time to a beer, two, three, but this guys are in heaven of bear.Just look at those huge glasses, and imagine them full of beer.It's a lot of beer in a glass like that.Three glasses like that and you can have a party.

Tongue Tricks

Tongue Tricks

I found this toungue tricks really really intresting, but to bad I can do them, and I also searched the internet on how to perform something like that, but I think this is something you born with, and maybe there is a certain gene which controls whether or not you can do this.So can you fold your tongue into a U shape? Or do any toungue tricks ? Did you learned them or you just had them since you were born ? If you don't know that tongue tricks are, here are 3 pictures, and a beaufitul movie with a girl who just fascinated me with thouse tricks.I'm wondering how she make a french kiss.And there is something amazing named THE WAVE. Enjoy !



Car accident in Belgium Via Google Earth

Car accident in Belgium Via Google Earth

After a while I discovered a miles long traffic jam on a highway in Flanders and Brussels, apparently caused by a car accident.Is just amazing, so much detail.

Check it out over at Google Maps or enter 50°49'28.75" N 4°16'47.24" E in Google Earth to get a better view.

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