Funny and Stupid Ideas: 12 May 2006
A cow has been put in prison after it was blamed for a road accident in Colombia.
The cow was wandering along a road in Giron when was hit by a woman on a motorcycle.
The woman was not badly hurt but police decided the cow was a danger and 'arrested' it.
Officers were unable to find out who owns the cow and are keeping it in the town's prison.
A police spokesman said: "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"
how you can very simply modify a megaphone to accept 1/8" line input from an iPod, and mount the megaphone on top of a motorcycle helmet. The resulting "Mega Helmet" delivers the maximal aural stupidity allowed by law.
A PILOT flew this plane for TWO HOURS before realising nearly half of a wing had been ripped away just after take-off.Link
Amazingly, he managed to land safely, despite the 5ft 7in chunk and a fuel tank being missing.
The flyer told investigators he thought the five-seater Cessna 210 had been “hit by a little bird”. But it was believed that he probably clipped treetops after leaving the runway.
I call this archive of stupidities... in "None of the Above" Style