PROTECTS AGAINST MIND CONTROL AND BIG BROTHER SPYING

Finally a unique new auction ... I kind of got bored after a while checking out ... advertise on my bum auctions or Jesus on a Schnitzel... lame. But I like this auction a lot.

Combat MIND CONTROL and NSA SURVEILLANCE TECHNIQUES- WEAR ANYWHERE-IT WILL PROTECT YOU! This one of a kind aluminum helmet can deflect MIND CONTROL waves whether they be from ALIENS or the US GOVERNMENT and CAN PROTECT YOU FROM SURVEILLANCE FROM THE NSA.

The heavy duty aluminum and copper construction will shield your brain-- and the crystal will emit a spectrum of photons when any light passes through creating a HALO EFFECT of double protection DON'T LOSE YOUR LIBERTIES TO BIG BROTHER; BE PROTECTED WITH THIS SUPER-DUTY HELMET THAT IS ADJUSTABLE TO FIT ALL. Electromagnetic fields and microwave energy and NSA STUFF is everywhere. Don't be a statistic.

This helmet was constructed by one of the last true MAD scientists left on EARTH; MY BROTHER DON'T WORRY, THE LADY PICTURED WEARING THE HELMET IS NOT IN A FUNNY FARM;JUST IGNORE HER ID BRACELETS. ;)

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