Jan 9, 2007

Sydney Brothel Offering Gas Discounts!

What goes together better than paying for sex and getting a discount on gas? Nothing I can think of…

“If you come in and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we’ll give you a discount of 20 cents a liter or more,” says manager of Sydney brothel ‘The Site’.

It seems they also offer larger gas discounts based on a complicated algorithym of how fat the lady is and how old she is. Kerry is quoted as saying, “Missy, a 260 lb. 59 year old has become our most sought after lady”. “Considering she is also confined to a wheelchair it is a little surprising, but guys down here love to save money on gas”!

Wow, I am not sure saving money on gas would be worth that…

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